How to approach a customs officer at the airport

I have been to numerous airports and it outstands me how many of my fellow Africans get it wrong at the airport. My people, please please realise that you are already black. What do I mean by that, I mean that you stand out from the crowd. And if you are Black and Nigerian, note that you are like a lighthouse at midnight i.e. Everyone sees you! Here are my tips of how to approach a customs officer, tips to hopefully make your humiliation less disturbing.

Tip 1: Dress like a human being

I am sorry but some of you dress like you are going to the market and have never travelled in your life. Dress the way you want to be treated…It’s that simple

Tip 2: Leave that “Ghana must go” at home

I understand that maybe you just managed to scramble money together for a ticket but help your fellow countrymen out by scrambling money together for a decent hand luggage. There is no point looking poor, the officers (especially those ones at Heathrow airport) will assume you have come to their land to drain their resources. #ProveThemWrong

Tip 3: Don’t talk too much

   When a customs officer asks a simple question, please give a simple answer. There is no point delivering an essay. It will only get you into trouble.

Tip 4: Don’t look intimidated

   I believe customs officers try to intimidate you simply to catch you out. I say “don’t play their game”. You know what you came for, certainly not to entertain this nonsense.

Tip 5: Don’t be chatting to you fellow countrymen in the immigration line

As in when you get off that plane, keep your eye on the prize (i.e. The airport exit). I am sure you know that there are cameras everywhere once you get off the plane. They are watching your every move so don’t let someone else’s drama suddenly become yours. No, Thank you!

 

To all our travellers out there that have been humiliated at airports across the globe, please share some tips so that we are well equipped for the Airport Saga. Perhaps you have some other tips to share, please share 🙂

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